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Hi :) Welcome to my crazyness

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i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

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Dear lord, this is my dream. My fantasy.

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I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

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We go forward.

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one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

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having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

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