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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via my-accidental-mind)

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lgbt-thoughts:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

(Source: loganbarbosa, via ceptheripper)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 1,216 notes - Reblog

(Source: plutojonze, via yeah-love-is-mean-and-love-hurts)

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

(Source: charlottelabouffs, via high-functioning-sociopaths)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 195,364 notes - Reblog

rhapsodybrohemian:

Dear lord, this is my dream. My fantasy.

(Source: lolitaist, via superior-one)

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

(via spaghettihos)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 301,421 notes - Reblog

(Source: clearminds, via withlove-frommee)

(Source: kindadrunk, via dxwoman)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 261 notes - Reblog

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

(via manlyboobmuscles)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 455,894 notes - Reblog

monicalewinsky1996:

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

(via spaghettihos)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 297,560 notes - Reblog

majortvjunkie:

college

(Source: College Humor, via fuckingunderthesheets)

(Source: burntdowntrees, via withlove-frommee)

Posted: 1 month ago - With: 461,743 notes - Reblog

(Source: firemen, via spaghettihos)