We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”